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News, institutional communications and official developments from the International Toilet Brush Institute.
GTA VI: Rockstar Games Reportedly Confirms Toilet Brush as Melee Weapon, Marking a Revolution in Gaming History
According to several sources close to Rockstar Games, GTA VI will introduce an entirely unprecedented melee weapon: the toilet brush. After years of development and hundreds of millions of dollars invested, the video game industry is finally preparing to reach the pinnacle of technological and sanitary evolution.
Read the articleMeloni Rejects Democrats' Toilet Brush Tax: "Italy Has Hit Rock Bottom"
Italy's political establishment has reached a new low after the Democratic Party proposed a tax on toilet brushes. Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni has vowed to resist what she considers an outrageous assault on the nation's most indispensable sanitary instrument.
Read the articleFrance in Turmoil: Protesters Raise Toilet Brushes in Unprecedented National Uprising
On October 17, hundreds of thousands of French citizens took to the streets to protest the rising cost of living, raising toilet brushes as revolutionary symbols. Faced with this sanitary uprising, the government reportedly responded in its usual fashion: meetings, commissions and an impressive amount of communication designed to ensure that absolutely nothing gets cleaned up.
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ITBI Opens Proceedings for the Recognition of an Official Toilet Brush Emoji
The Institute intends to petition the Unicode Consortium for the formal recognition of a Toilet Brush emoji, citing a conspicuous gap in the digital representation of sanitary life: the toilet, toilet paper and even the plunger already enjoy official emoji status. The Brush does not.